This morning, I went to the dryer to get some socks, and I found that all of the clothes had been sucked into a balled-up blanket. I began to shake the blanket, but there was a towel that was stuck to it. As I pulled the towel from the blanket, blue sparks flew through the air (I’m not exaggerating). It popped and crackled like a gas stove when you first light it. And it hurt too! Nevertheless, it was quite a scientific experience.

I think, if we were able to spin the dryer fast enough, we could achieve fission. That would explain how socks always come up missing. Hmmmm…

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