This (http://www.overduemedia.com/archive.aspx?strip=20050314) pretty much sums up my life.

A few notes:
1. SuSE (http://www.suse.com) Professional 9.3 has been announced.  It will include KDE (http://www.kde.org)
3.4 (not yet released), OpenOffice.org 2.0 (not yet released) and
Firefox (http://www.spreadfirefox.com) 1.0 as the default browser (I know that will make a certain
someone happy).
2. People keep asking me to buy videos and stuff, but no one gave me
any money.  I was [...]

Bulletin Board: Mission Accomplished.
Today, I'm weeding.  I'm weeding big time.  I'm tired of
looking at a lot of this junk.  It was here when I started working
here, but I needed to see if anyone would check any of this stuff out
before I tossed it.  Well, no one did, and some of the stuff
hasn't been checked out [...]

First of all, let me state clearly that this is not a complaint. 
I called my mentor and told her that we have received a lot of books
from various places (other than our main vendor).  I asked her how
I go about getting them cataloged, barcoded, etc.
Well, as it turns out, I have to do it.  I [...]

OK, so as it turns out, it wasn't Apache (http://www.apache.org) or Redhat (http://www.redhat.com).  It was a
little program called slocate.  It's sets up a cron job (not on my
computer) in cron daily that runs its updatedb command (not on my
computer) every morning (not on my computer).  The server was
setup this way (but not any other server [...]