Lanky beanpoles


I’ve been ordering shirts from Shukr. My goal is to eventually replace my entire wardrobe (won’t take as long as you might think) with these stylish Islamesque (patent pending) shirts.

I love the store, but there is one problem. Their size charts assume that everyone is a lanky beanpole. Maybe it’s a cultural thing, but men in my family have big chests and broad shoulders. I wear a size 44 in chest comfortably. 43 starts to get tight and 42 makes me feel like I have a kid’s shirt on.

According to Shukr, 44, which is an XL (extra large), is for people over 6 feet tall! Imagine the chest on a 6-foot+ guy only being 44 inches, hence the beanpole reference. Anyway, my shirts end up being below my knees, so I have to get my dear mother to hem them (yeah, my wife just doesn’t do that kind of stuff).

There you have it readers: the silliest post I’ve ever written.

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2 Responses to “Lanky beanpoles”

  1. taubah says:

    First off

    You never have once asked me to hem your shirts…
    even though if you did…. I still probably wouldn’t LOL

    But the point is, you’ve never asked… HMP

  2. UmmAmirah says:

    Asalaam alaikum,
    NO it’s not a silly post. American muslims have a problem ordering from this site due to the fact that the clothing are modeled after the SYRIANS it originally catered too. As a muslimah that wants to STAY modest i’ve resolved to NO purchasing tuniks from this site. I have asked them on NUMEROUS occasians to redue their sizing chart to NO avail. I feel your paid brother and NO post is silly if it involves real thought.
    Ma salaama
    Ummie A

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